Sarah: Who’s participating in pride activities this weekend?!?!?!?
Zeek: NYC price Sundy is going to be insane I bet
Joe: Key west, FL
Sarah: Tomorrow is the one in SF…
Joe: Madness I’m sure
Sarah: But there is the pink taco march tonight, which is the lesbians onlyparade.
Zeek: Historic. If I didn’t have plans with Liz I’d go for sure
Joe: Haha. You guys have maybe heard other talk about this: think of all the gay people who never wanted to get married by now feel that extra pressure
Sarah: Gay men are so not monogamous
Joe: Dan Savage
Sarah: I work with this dude and he lives with his boyfriend. Every once in awhile, he’ll say he’s his husband when it’s convenient. But then he talks about they’re both on grinder and both actively date and fuck other dudes.
Timothy: Springfield pride parade is just drunk angry O’Brien in a thong walking a poodle that he dyed pink
Sarah: Which confuses me because they live together, so how do you take someone home?
Timothy: He’s a lot different since he came out
Joe: I would pay a lot of money to support that
Timothy: Even more angry
Sarah: Ha! He’s here and he’s queer, so deal with it.
Timothy: That dude you work with is probably having some mad gay orgies
Sarah: Agreed. But he said it’s normal in gay culture. We had a convo about it.
Joe: First gay child born 8 months from now. Defies science. 1 in 7 billion chance
Sarah: I felt like there were so many mixed messages from him one night. You’re married? You’re not married? You’re in love with your boyfriend or your ducking other dudes (that’s right. I said ducking. It’s a gay sexual position).
Abraham: Ass baby. Ha!
Joe: Crazy. Different World
Abraham: I’m married and I know for sure Erin is not down with ducking anyone
Joe Because you’re not gay married
Joe: Need to gay marry first
Abraham: She rarely even wants me to duck her
Joe: Funk that
Sarah: “Talk to the hand Abraham. We ain’t ducking tonight”
Abraham: I never would have gotten married if I knew it was going to be me ducking myself all the time
Abraham: I did plenty of that when I was single but at least I drunk and stoned
Joe: Well how fully sex robots will be here soon enough
Sarah: Get yourself gay married and you can duck all the time!
Abraham: Where’s my ipussy Apple!?!
Sarah: I’ll drive down to apple hq and picket with that sign.
Joe: I’ll tattoo that in my neck
Sarah: “It’s 2015. Where’s the iPussy already?”
Joe: Ducking take up arms and burn things. Flip over police cars
Timothy: Baltimore style
Sarah: Less self-administered hand jobs and more Steve Jobs helping a brother out!
Timothy: He was getting too close to perfecting sex robots. That’s why the CIA gave him cancer.